Amazing

Oh Carrie Underwood.  Seriously, you have given me so many reasons to wish I could be you.  First of all, look at that hair!  It has inspired me on several occasions, even though my hair could never be anything like that.  There are other things that amaze me about you:  your beauty, your talent, your perfect teeth, your style.  I think you're the best thing to come from American Idol.  But you have really outdone yourself this time.  This recent performance tops the list of reasons I want to be you.  Two words:  Steven Tyler.